[PZA] Rhythm of the Wild $14.50 Rhythm of the Wild fits the Turtles themes perfectly
The best and least janky is of course Dockside Extortionist to turn your opponents' Blood tokens into an obscene amount of Treasure tokens for yourself (as if Dockside needs help being a good card), but if you want to go deep then you can do ultra janky things like get max value out of Curious Herd, Ancient Runes, maybe don't even let them sac them with Karn, the Great Creator so the tokens keep piling up, or if they do then you get to draw cards off Viridian Revel
The flavour text basically sets up a poem in the order that's shown here -- Double Dip, Double Play, Double Deal, Double Take and Double Cross -- which is kind of neat
However, given that its a Psychic type Pokmon and Mewtwo is depicted looking pretty intimidating here, I guess The Pokmon Company can be forgiven for stretching the theme somewhat
Abomination of Llanowar Im a huge fan of elves being Golgari cards